Funny Bones Sentiment Stamps

Deep Rubber Sentiment Stamps
 
Both mounted and unmounted Deep Rubber stamps.
Some have been used, but are in perfect condition.  Drop down shows partial sentiment, see description below to see full description on stamp.
Choose your sentiment: 
 
1.    DAMN GIRL   you old, huh?
2.   PANDAS   proof that you can eat just bamboo and still be fat
4.   Holiday Cookie Swap? I would rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!
5.   When is the first day of fall? When Starbucks starts serving pumpkin spice lattes
6.   When crumbs fall down your shirt they’ve been boobie trapped.
7.   MOMSTER what happens to mom after she counts to 3…
9.   I’m too sexy for my broom!
11.  Shoepidity:  The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.
12. Never get jealous en you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to less fortunat
14. Thank God for Google. Its made it so much eaaaier to prove tmy husband that I'm right and he's wrong.
15. I am superlay today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearinga cape.
16 Dear BFF. If die in Walmart, please drag my body to Nordstrom
17. Throw kindness around like confetti
19. At my age I need glasses. (wine glass picture on stamp)
21. If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.
22. The glorious moment when you are cutting wrapping paper nd the scissors start to glide. 
24. My mouth automatically says 'shit' when something wrong happens.
25. Be selective in your battles. Sometimes Peace is better than being right.
27. I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I am doing at random times... I've got 3 followers so far but I think 2 are cops.